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Some Shower Thoughts

For April’s concluding week, I now present some big brained shower thoughts my friends and I brainstormed last week. Take a look at some of the pearls of wisdom spewed below:

  1. Birth certificates are just baby receipts
  2. What if sleep is our natural state, but we’re awake so that we can gather information on our dreams?
  3. Sheet music is just a recipe for sound
  4. If you’re waiting on the waiter, does that make you the waiter?
  5. Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound
  6. How come unicorns are fake but giraffes are real? I mean, is a leopard-camel hybrid with a 40 foot long neck more believable than a horse with a horn that’s powered by rainbows?
  7. If you rip a hole in a net, then that reduces the number of holes in it
  8. Even though crumbs are tiny and unnoticeable, they act like tiny Legos the moment you sit/sleep on them
  9. How is it that eyesight is a word, but nosesmell, tonguetaste, earhear, and skinfeel aren’t words?
  10. The ocean is just a huge veggie and meat broth
  11. Spoiler Alerts are just spoilers with extra steps
  12. The money you own isn’t technically yours; it’s just your turn to use the pieces of paper
  13. Humans are the only species stupid enough to have jobs and pay to live on Earth
  14. What would happen if aliens decide to visit our planet in the future, and we have to explain to them the infinite sci-fi movies we made about killing them?
  15. “Go to sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human equivalent of “Did you turn it off and turn it on again?”
  16. The bed is just a human charging station/port

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this post and comment down below which one’s your favourite. Until then, fellow readers!

-Silver Stone

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30 thoughts on “Some Shower Thoughts

  1. “Go to sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human equivalent of “Did you turn it off and turn it on again?”

    Hahaha love this and all the other shower thoughts. My shower thoughts are usually pretending that it’s raining and singing some trashy romantic song. 🤣

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  2. I’ve been following your site for mere minutes and I’m already pulled in with your inquisitive thoughts haha ! This is exactly how my girlfriend thinks – it’s comes with some questionable conversations with her that’s for sure!

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  3. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOLZ😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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