Weird Google Questions & Statements Answered

I studied so much math and physics over the past 3 days, and I don’t even know who I am at this stage………someone please help me.

Had to open with a joke like this, ’cause my freaking finals are in 2 weeks! *sweating bullets while looking at my fat PCMB textbooks* Don’t worry, everything’s covered. Honestly, 11th Grade this year didn’t even exist; I’m pretty sure 12th Grade’s gonna zip by much quicker. But on the flip side, I had an hour long phone call with my friends, and I made these delicious homemade veggie burgers with my mom, so I guess ish is cool.

(Feel free to hound me guys with some burger orders ๐Ÿคฃ)

Anyways, back to the main point of this post. Shoutout to Ananya Sharma @ Drawing My Fantasies for inspiring me with this wacky idea! If you’ve read her post, then you’ll certainly know that my post has got a similar structure: the only difference being in the target content. Her post mostly concerns Google questions on bloggers: mine is mostly concerned with random questions and statements that are both factual and meme-y. So, if you haven’t checked out her post, then click on the above link and head on over to her blog to do so. Now without further ado, let’s get going!

#1. Why is anime banned in India?

Ans. *record scratches and cue the anime jaw drop*
Me: Tch, if that were to happen, youโ€™d have upset every otaku here in India (myself included). Fear not, fellow otakus! Not all anime is banned here!
Also me: cries in the corner โ€˜cause I couldnโ€™t find the 1st 2 seasons of Tokyo Ghoul and due to the disappearance of Black Butler.

#2. I accidentally became a meme

Ans. Becoming a meme might be on a meme addict’s bucket list (I guess). Guys, if I ever become a meme at some point, I’ll be sure to ship all of my merch to wherever you’re living: free of charge! So, keep a pre-order list ready in case that ever happens ๐Ÿ˜‚

#3. Don’t you just hate it when Voldemort uses your shampoo?

Ans. Aha, Google understands my meme-y intentions. Thanks a ton for helping me out here! Meanwhile, I’m wondering what parallel universe has a Voldemort who’s survived.

#4. Are there any vampires in India?

Ans. โ€œlooks at huge sacks of garlic, flashlights, Baby Shark records, earplugs to protect my sanity, and wooden stakes* Well, at least I came prepared for an apocalypse.

#5. Bloggers are fake

Ans. If my blog’s content were like plastic, don’t you think I would’ve lost all of my credibility and my readers’ trust and respect? The same can be said for my fellow blogger friends out there. In the end, it’s all up to you to identify the fake bloggers/influencers on the Internet. You just know once you see a pattern/trend, but the spotting clues vary from person to person, right?

#6. Why are memes a powerful way to communicate?

Ans. Yes, fellow meme addicts, our time has come. Itโ€™s time to show the world why good and funny memes matter. We can do soโ€ฆโ€ฆ.by presenting ppt slides! Buckle up, non memers: itโ€™s gonna be a long night.

Okay, okay. In all seriousness though, memes are a fun and easy way to share certain thoughts/inside jokes. Even though some don’t make any sense or are super cringey, at least they give us a good laugh, right?

#7. Pineapple pizza is a crime

Ans. *in a sheep-ish voice* I’m guilty of liking it. What? I was a little kid obsessed with pizza in Disneyland, Hong Kong. Well, anyone else likes pineapple on pizza? Ok, I’ll show myself out.

#8. Why is fashion so weird?

Ans. To be honest, I donโ€™t freaking know either. Apparently, anythingโ€™s trendy these days. Toss a watermelon shell for a hat, wear tinfoil sunglasses, slap on some gift-wrapping paper, and carry a Happy Meal bag as a Kate Spade purse and youโ€™ll be on your way to the red carpet with sponsors from Sephora and Prada.

#9. Why are baby animals so cute?

Ans. Because we have this urge to fawn and gush over them like giggly high schoolers, which makes the adoption process easier. Another fact about SS: she canโ€™t stop gushing over baby animal pics, especially puppies and kittens.

#10. Are whales dumb?

Ans. Humans are dumber than whales cause whales ainโ€™t the ones eating bats as exotic food and spreading a virus around the world. These guys happily roam oceans without a care in the world, and don’t have any complaints about life. Besides, have you seen the size of a blue whale’s or orca’s brain?

#11. Mint chocolate is nasty

Ans. Big yes on this one! Why do y’all gotta ruin chocolate for us chocoholics? Chocolate and toothpaste is a big fat no, just as the case is with Domino’s chocolate pizza and Vegemite Dairy Milk. Now, y’all have further ruined chocolate by adding orange slices, of all things.

#12. Teenagers are just cats

Ans. You have no idea how surprised and amused I was on reading this statement. My reaction to this was, “What? Are you sure you guys see us like this?”. Here’s the full quote, if you guys are curious:

“Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses if you try to pet it”.

Ok, I’m done with this statement, you guys answer this one for me; ’cause I’m already shook-eth. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

#13. Google is mad

Ans. I spat out my dinner and laughed so hard! Poor laptop screen. Google knows that it’s mad, wow. I mean, have you seen the 2nd page of Google? There are some crazy af suggestions right there, maybe the memes are right. It’s also crazy how Google knows exactly what we’re thinking, but I guess it’s the algorithm of our searches that might’ve made it so. But I have to agree with Google on this one, it is mad.

Anyways, that’s it for the week, and I had so much fun writing this post, not gonna lie. Lemme know which one’s your favourite and tell me your responses to these statements/questions. Until then, fellow readers!

-Silver Stone

ยฉ 2021, Silver Stone. All rights reserved. Donโ€™t land yourself in hot water, be smart!

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  1. Iโ€™m so glad to have stumbled on your blog accidentally lol! ๐Ÿฅณโœจ you have a really great sense of humor!
    Mint chocolate chip ice cream is just toothpaste ๐Ÿฅด

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  2. Anime is banned? Even though I am not a fan, but this is a new fact ๐Ÿ˜‚ I’m in 11th grade and physics takes up sooooo much of my time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ I like physics when it makes sense, though. GOOD LUCK WITH SCHOOL!!! Stay safe ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Hehe, anime ain’t banned! It was a random question that Google threw at me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Exactly! Guess I’m not the only one who thinks that ๐Ÿ˜ข
      Thanks! What about you? Did your offline classes start/

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    1. I was gonna say that anime isn’t banned in India, but you’ve already said it ๐Ÿ˜‚ It’s just that I was unable to find those 2 animes on any streaming service.

      Oh, that’s great! I’ll be sure to check it out. Thanks for tagging me!

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  3. It must be so strange being a student during a pandemic. Youโ€™re one very smart cookie so youโ€™ve got this covered – Wishing you all the very best for the finals!!

    I love the idea for this post and your answers are brilliant. I had no idea about an anime ban in India at all. That would suck big time.

    I didnโ€™t โ€˜getโ€™ memes for a while when they first became popular. Now I love them. Laughter is good for the soul! And my dad loves pineapple pizza. I think Iโ€™m the weird one because I love fruit but I canโ€™t mix it with anything. Like strawberry chocolate (yuck) or apple in a pie, it just shouldnโ€™t be done. I can’t be the only person like this, right? Right??! xx

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    1. Yeah, it sure is. Haha, thanks!
      Well, anime isn’t banned in India: it’s just that some anime isn’t available in India like Black Butler or Tokyo Ghoul.
      Me neither, but I laugh at the most dumbest memes for no reason ๐Ÿ˜‚.
      Pineapple pizza’s actually great, and so is strawberry dipped in chocolate. But cherry chocolate and orange chocolate are the worst kinds of chocolate to exist.

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  4. Oheemgeeeeee
    Gosh you made me laugh….and considering I’m out in the sun with PEOPLE around…that wasn’t the best social gesture.

    OHMY YOU HAVE THESE DISGUSTING THINGS CALLED EXAMS TOO? I have mine too!!! Gosh Physics and AP Chem along with government will be the death of me I swear.

    Hey I just can’t express how GOOD pineapple is on pizza. To all those who don’t like it- WHY?

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    1. Haha, glad it made you laugh!
      Yeah……UNfortunately. I swear, Physics and Chemistry are gonna be the death of me as well, especially the unit “Waves” (where there’s an equation for everything).
      Exactly! Why hate on pineapple pizza? It’s really tasty!

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      1. SS ORANGE CHOCOLATE IS GREAT
        Mint chocolate’s questionable, but orange chocolate is just??? So amazing?? Terry’s Chocolate Orange owns my soul. It’s SO. FREAKING. GOOD.
        Vegemite… Dairy Milk… y i k e s
        I take it you hate strawberry chocolate, too??

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      2. Hmm, maybe I might give it a try someday. Thanks for recommending it!
        Not really, I actually adore the strawberry chocolate sticks and strawberries dipped in chocolate. They’re just……….oh so delicious!

        Do you like strawberry chocolate?

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  5. Lol, this was so funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Also, I totally relate to studying a lot these days and 11th Grade not even existing. If the exams are conducted offline, I am pretty sure everyone will fail!

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    1. Very true! I personally think pineapple pizza’s quite good and it shouldn’t get that much hate (even though I don’t enjoy eating mint chocolate).
      What about you? Do you like pineapple pizza/mint chocolate?

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  6. I was with you for the veggie burgers and pineapple pizza until I saw the mint chocolate…my apologies, but good proper made mint chocolate is ๐Ÿ˜‹
    Anyways, I loved this post!

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